motherhensdetective:

I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

cinnamonbritches:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

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laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

onepoint21jigawatts:

Morgan Tookers + Animals

You look so beautiful.

supersoldiers:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

perkyrph:

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

l-o-v-e-l-a-u-g-h-s-m-i-l-e:

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

bless this post


she now has an academy award.
she now has an academy award.